Another stamp I wanted, but couldn't find. Yeah, I found a few female pervert stamps, but that's only half the message, so here's the whole deal: Yes, I am a girl. And I am a pervert. But that doesn't mean I'm sex obsessed, or some sort of nympho. It means I enjoy a raunchy joke here and there and sharing the pain with my friends, mostly guys, when I have a really dirty thought. I am a girl, and I am a pervert, but that does not mean I feel like being hit on by every dirty-minded guy in the world. And for some reason, none of the perverted female stamps I found had that message. What the hell?

So here it is, for all you like-minded girls to use: yes, I might make a crude crack here and there. Yes, I will laugh my ass off as a dirty joke. Yes, one of my roleplay characters pushes the limits of what is "PG-13" every chance she gets just so I can laugh at the other players. Yes, I might even admit to having a few questionable images saved in the far depths of my computer. But no, no, no, no, NO, you do NOT have the right to hit on me or view me as some sort of sex addict because of it. I'm just a harmless pervert. Until you make me get the machete. And then I'm a very dangerous pervert with a heavy case of blood lust, and we do not want that.

Please, don't make me get the machete.